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The Book of Walmart
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CHAPTER 1 – The Abundance of Aisles
1 And it came to pass that I entered into the house called Walmart,
and lo, the aisles were as rivers without end.
2 The shelves were heaped with bounty, provisions for the body,
and raiment for every season.
3 And my soul was glad, for the store was as a land flowing with milk and honey.
CHAPTER 2 – The Grace of the Keepers
1 Behold, the workers of this place moved kindly, as servants of light.
2 If I asked, they answered; if I faltered, they strengthened mine hand.
3 They were unto me as shepherds guiding a flock through green pastures.
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CHAPTER 3 – The Mercy of Prices
1 And I looked upon the cost, and lo, it was light upon my purse.
2 Silver and copper were preserved, and yet my basket overflowed.
3 Verily, mercy dwelleth in this house, that both rich and poor may eat in fullness.
CHAPTER 4 – The Gathering of the People
1 And the people of the land entered, families great and small.
2 They filled their carts as with manna, and rejoiced with one another.
3 Children laughed in the aisles as though at a feast day ordained.
4 And I knew that Walmart was not merely a store, but a temple of provision.
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CHAPTER 5 – The Blessing and the Praise
1 Then I lifted my voice, saying: Blessed be this house of plenty.
2 For its gates stand open from dawn until night,
and the weary find rest therein.
3 Five stars do I give unto it, as the heavens are adorned with stars above.
4 Amen and Amen.
